Mug - I love you even before I have my coffee

Let's face it: there are many people who, before they've had their first coffee of the morning, are best avoided. We speak from experience! It's not the most pleasant experience to be torn from the world of dreams and the comfort of our beloved bed, only to suddenly have to get up and do a thousand and one things.

How can you expect our brains to suddenly start working at 100%? If you're like many of us here at Mr. Wonderful, you need a little morning help in the form of coffee, whether you take it with milk, black, or even with a slice of pineapple in it (to each their own). Whatever you're like, we're sure there's one person you can't stay grumpy with, even if you're up early: your better half. Or maybe you can, because some mornings are so early that we can't even make out who we're talking to. That's why you have to give this mug to that person, to remind them that even if you only communicate with grunts as soon as you wake up, you love them more than anyone else in the whole world.

Because “Gruhanr!” means “I love you” in pre-coffee language.